JOKE Of The Week

Those three former Duke Lacrosse players wrongly accused of raping a stripper at a wild beer bash have been compensated by the University in an undisclosed monetary amount.

The players say they hope this helps bring closure to the ordeal that left a black eye on the university and the justice system.

To bring further closure the players are holding a free beer bash complete with strippers.

District Attorney Mike Nifong has been disbarred for his errors in prosecuting the players. He has apologized and wants to make right. So he has volunteered to appear at the bash and act as the human pinata.